I posted Shannon a long time ago, in a blog far far away.  Before this site had all the amazing glitz and glamour you see before you.  Before the decorations and ads.  Before all the power, Shannon was one of my first candidates.  And she remains one of my favorites.  I mean look at that.  Is that not the kind of girl you’d pray to go down on?  I mean I could easily get off getting her off.  Imagine this girl was your neighbor!  I’d shit myself.

Um, yeah.  That’s her prom picture.  I would take this girl to my college formal if I were still in college.  That’s the type of girl that would turn every single guy’s head upside down.  And you know what?  She actually looks like a nice chick.  And you know something?  I just don’t need to know that in my life.  That a nice, hot, excuse me ridiculously hot chick like this exists.  And yes I’m working on stalking her because she’s on Facebook.  Jesus lord it isn’t fair.

And then what does she do?  Of course she gets all naughty on us here.  Just spitting in our faces saying, “well yeah I’m nice, but if you’re lucky I do anal from time to time.”  Are you kidding me?  Seriously guys, are you kidding me?

Enjoy the rest of the pictures if you can

For me it’s too painful