Feb 12 2009
Some coincidence that the world’s biggest boob just so happens to possess the world’s biggest boobs. Sheyla Hersey has done what so many of us lethargic bastards dream of – turned an otherwise useless human specimen into something useful – by having a gallon of silicon inserted into her chest. The result? 38KKK. But surely there’s more to Sheyla than those behemoths, right?
Her resume sounds impressive: speaks five languages, professional actor, and owns her own record label, but a quick read through her Myspace page and you’ll be wondering how the hell this woman manages ONE language. It is stunningly retarded. Here’s a sample:
“The reality of the Brazilian woman they not always prefere to have big boobies implants some people prefere to have they booty bigger, but Sheyla came to change this, after she became a celebrity in brazil because of her breast implants. Almost everyone now wants to have large implants now. i guess that was good for the silicone comapany,.”
Wow. Just wow.
Another gem: “Sheyla…takes care of her appearance all on her own, still finding time to pursue social and cultural causes, bringing her work in equality between classes and child and adolescent rights to the public.”
Please, you can be an attention whore (and a good one at that), but don’t pretend to be a fucking philanthropist. Unless it’s supplying a third world country with a bottomless milk well, leave it to the Gates’. And I’m sorry, but your SON is your hero? I’d love to hear your rationale for that Sheyla. He’s really good at sucking tit? He’s always bringing over friends from school? That’s what I thought.