Ladies and gentlemen,

Since I’ve been coined the “internet girl king” by many of my cohorts and pretty much myself, I figured that I’d start bringing even more women to you. I don’t know where, I don’t know how I’ll find them, but I will. And every so often, hopefully as much as possible, I’ll be bringing you a new segment of “The Next Mrs. Landers.” Today I bring you Simona Fusco Stratten. I’d also like to thank Hollywood Tuna for bringing her to my attention. Not much is known about this Italian, ready to explode in the U.S actress but I got this tidbit from her website. “Born in Milan, Italy, Simona grew up in both Italy and Vienna, Austria. At the age of 14 she moved to the United States where her first “Hollywood moment” was when director Oliver Stone approached her to play the title role in LOLITA — which her mother refused to let her do because of the subject matter.” I mean there’s not much else to be said is there? Dominique Swayne got that role if I’m not mistaken. I think it’s safe to say Simona would have fit in splendidly and that she’d also make a fine Mrs. Landers.

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