And believe you me, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a poor man’s Jessica Burciaga. After all, Jessica is one of the hottest girls of all time. But Gigi, this 100% Latina kind of rubs me the wrong way.

Yes, she’s hot. But something tells me that when she wakes up in the morning she might not look that good. And that upsets me. But here’s the other thing. Her Myspace Profile is full of these annoying things like “shut up bitch, you don’t know me,” and don’t f*ck with me, I f*ck back.”

Do you really have to quantify yourself?  There’s like a million more of these annoying quotes in there. And the whole “my family comes first thing.” Yeah, tell me that when you’ve shot about 700 pictures of yourself next to greasy dudes who you were paid to entertain all night.

I just have a hard time buying these girls have any substance other than the ecstasy they’ve imbibed that night. You work in Vegas babe. If you want to be serious and not “playa hate” then move to Wyoming or something and be the only hot girl in town.

You’ll get plenty of attention.