Finally, I think I’ve completed the archive overhaul. Those of you that have been with us since the beginning may remember Siobhan and I doubt you’ll get tired of her after this post. I remember cumming across her Myspace Profile for the first time back in 2007. It’s as if it were yesteryear. She was the winner of the FHM’s 2005 Girl Next Door Contest and the winner of my heart. I knew I had that crazy feeling inside…you know where you’d do anything to bone her?

So wait a second. Are there any hotter Australians out there? Nicole Kidman? Hahahahaha. That might have been the best joke I’ve told all year. I think Kidman might have wrapped her face around her head a minimum of 16 times. Well, Australia is mostly blond so I may be a bit biased given that I’m a brunette man myself. Please folks, alert me to any hotter Australian contingent out there.

Fuck me in the goat ass. You have got to be kidding me. Speaking of fucking in the ass… No I wasn’t thinking about doing it to her, that’s too easy. I was just thinking that I might actually let someone do it to me if Siobhan would let me go down on her for about 6 weeks. Perfect implants are a thing of beauty.

I love the outback. I love myself. I love all of you. Third day of 2008 and all. Time to get nicer, wiser, vaginy-er. Eh, whatever. I’m truly babbling at this point. Siobhan, where the hell are you these days? Would you do Playboy already damnet? What the fuck?

Yay! Happy 2008. Here’s to a great year.

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