You gotta love Vegas. At least I think this picture pretty much had to have been taken there. That guy couldn’t possibly be any happier.

Links of the Day:

Lana Fink from Savvy Girls

Trouble in Gainesville? from Losers with Socks

Jerking off without Hands from Asylum

Today’s Spankings from Busted Coverage

An Open Letter to Jennifer Love Hewitt from Tastybooze

Cash Warren Wins This Round from Brahsome

This Old Whore House from Macgsworld

Coco’s Rack is Legend from Paul’s World

Lily Allen Nip Slip from Dirty Rotten Whore

Jessica (You Pick her Last name) from Slamdizzle

Eric Mangini Loves Mike Nugent from Epiccarnival

Pics of the Day:

I tell ya, Megan Fox keeps surprising me. She’s got the tattoos. She’s got the lips. I don’t know man, I think she just might do a Playboy spread pretty soon. At the least she definitely seems like the type to get down. Thanks to Drunkenstepfather for posting “Megan Fox Nipple Slip of the Day.”

In case you don’t know who Sofia Vergara is you might want to check out my post on her. If you do know who she is you can understand why I’d post any new pictures of her. What a body. She almost looks better in clothing here. Pics courtesy of The Superficial’s “Sofia Vergara Will Jangle Your Spurs.”

In case you guys don’t know, Jessica Alba is Pregnant and I’m sure every guy in America agrees with me when I say: She could be pregnant with triplets and walk through a mile of shit smelling foul I can’t even imagine. I’d still go down on her and love every minute of it.