As I stumbled across this wonderfully orchestrated myspace profile I knew that I was onto something special. I figured with a name like Sunny Leone there must have been a catch. And surely there was. She graced the cover of Penthouse Magazine in 2001 but the hope, the hope I say, is that she came to her senses and joined the real “industry.” Well of course she did back in 2004 and I’m proud to announce that as recently as 5 months ago she signed a deal with Vivid Pictures. Well done Sunny. Let’s score another point for the “hot chicks lured into the abuse, drugs, sex and humiliation” industry. Estimated time before she gets implants and participates in some stuff even I couldn’t watch? 1 year and then a potential suicide attempt to follow. Why do girls this hot do this stuff?

Of course I provided a link to more of her revealing work! Ah to see her with a minimum of three strappingly large African American Ganglanders would make for an excellent 30 seconds or masturbation time.

What are you a belly dancer? Just shove it in my face honey. In the immortal words of Mr. Bateman, “don’t just stare at it, eat it!”

Man I’d like to have sex with those sunglasses.

Perhaps Sunny should have been in “Derailed” instead of Jennifer Anniston. This guy would have been much happier. P.S. for all those that don’t understand. Jennifer Anniston has a great body but is NOT good looking. Every single girl I’ve had on this site is way more doable than Anniston. Even the heffers. Thank you. One more thing, Sarah Jessica Parker…absolutely not, not ever, no way.