Yet again I find reason to completely knock my own country.  But rightfully so!  I never heard of this chick?  Have you guys heard of this chick?  No.  Of course she happens to be Australian and the thought of her saying “Put it in my ass” with an Australian accent might be my best dream this morning.

Ah yes, so what does this Susannah do now that she’s not on Big Brother?  Oh I don’t know, create a kick ass Myspace Profile with incredible pictures and write a sex column for Zoo Weekly Men’s magazine.

Best part about this chick?  She’s 30 years old.  That essentially means she’s uninhibited in the bedroom and could really show me a thing or two.  And wouldn’t you know she was voted as one of the sexiest girls of 2008.

Do we put chicks like this in reality shows here?  Once in a very blue moon.  Essentially our reality shows are “who can be the most dramatic and annoying bitch” shows.  And I’m not just talking about the women.  Susannah is the model for what a reality show should be:  Very hot chicks with great breasts who get drunk.  It’s not hard USA!  Do it already!

Let me do her.