Alright, I’m three fold pissed at this girl. First, I don’t know if her name is Tashia Lafonda or Tashia McIntosh. I’m thinking it is the latter and is probably marriage related, but who really gives a shit.

Second, this girl has MORE goddamn photos uploaded than any girl in the history of Myspace. With over 1000 pictures, picking the best ones for this post was a struggle. Not to downplay the Black civil rights movement, but it was really tough.

Third, I’m never going to have relations with Tashia. That one kills me. Okay I’ve said my piece and will stop being a bitch. Understand there was literally urine in my cornflakes this morning. Tashia, I think you are gorgeous. 

The above picture was taken in an overseas American prison…

I could spend hours and hours just hanging out with those boobs.

Hey, WTF? Pretty sure taking a dump and posting it on the Internet is my thing. Seriously, why she would ever upload this picture is beyond me. It’s not exactly funny or hot. It’s just… wrong.

Whoah, is it me or does that horse look like he just got laid? Because that’s exactly the face I make after some sweet loving. At least it’s good to know she could probably handle my manhood.

Here are the rest of the Tashia pictures, and be sure to check out her profile for more pictures than you could care for.