Pi Beta Phi! Man I’m a big time fan of Old Dominion University now. Here’s something strange. Unless Krystle (AKA Teeter Taquito) was lying in her Myspace Profile, it says she’s from black/African descent.

Call me crazy but does this girl look black? Either way, she has that everyday “I’d have a shot at banging her” look. Krystle is the perfect “girl.” She’s into movies like Mean Girls and watching “Sex and the City.” She’s probably into making her toes look really nice with the right nail polish.

Then again, I see Krystle as being the perfect target for an abundance of Jello shots. There’s just zero question in my mind that a fraternity brother or two have had conversations about some of the things Krystle’s done while she was hammered.

As long as those things are extremely sloppy and extremely dangerous then I’m happy with the justification of having Krystle up here today.