And as you can see this post was titled appropriately. Look at the two standing next to each other. Is it even a contest? First off Tianna dwarfs this little dwarf. Second of all she’s much much hotter (as you’ll see below). Would I watch “A Shot at Love with Tianna Ta?” You’re damned right I would. Tianna doesn’t quite have the Myspace Following that Tila has built up but so the fuck what? Don’t get me wrong, despite how disgusting and disturbing Tila’s show and followers are, I get the appeal of the show. To all the burnt out, lazy, psycho, have zero goals in life population, Tila’s show brings hope to the masses. It says if you’re slightly cute yet look kind of like a midget, bisexual, covered in tattoos and can build up over 1 million friends on Myspace, then you can have a show too! Tianna at least seems a bit “cleaner” and classier.

I mean is there even any debate whatsoever here? Tianna is ridiculous. I’m not sure I mentioned this on here but in case I didn’t, I want people to understand that I’m not the biggest Asian persuasion fan out there. However, I have said and will say it again. A very hot Asian girl is way up there with me. Up there with the Italian and Latina population which to me means a lot. I remember falling in love with this diner hostess that was Asian. Her face was literally perfect. She was almost too good. I felt if I touched her in any way it might ruin her. Tianna is touchable but I’d definitely wash her off a few times.

Hey! It’s Tom from Myspace! Thomas, what’s up buddy? I’d like to thank you for creating this website so that I might post all the lovely ladies that grace its airwaves. Tom, if I were you I’d be sticking it to not only Tianna or Tila but basically any woman who’s career has been elevated using Myspace. I don’t know Tom personally but he seems like the type that might just jerk off to these girls rather than touch them in person.

“Is there a pinkish hue? A pinkish hue? You know a rosy glow?…..There’s a hue” By the way, Seinfeld might be the only show that I can watch each episode 100 times and not get tired of them. Anyway, I dig the pinkish lighting in this shot. If I could have a wish it’d be to “do it on the moon” with Tianna Revenge of the Nerds style only that moon room have pink lighting instead of blue.

That chick on the right is diiiiiirrrrtty. Love it though. It’s a shame this is about the most hardcore shot I could find of Tianna. She’s gonna have to get a little more wild than that to make it to “A shot at love with Tianna Ta.”

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I held off as long as I could but come on. The most popular female in the history of Myspace? It is this profile that got this weird looking, yet incredible bodied Asian flame her own show and into the crybaby, dramatic reality airwaves. I never knew it could go this far but apparently forming over 1 million fake friends on a social network pays off. Is it me or does she kind of look like a midget (sorry little person). Her forehead is kind of wide and there’s just something that screams inbreeding to me. Think a whacked out Asian Rachel Leigh Cook when she was a teenager. I will say this though. The tattoos and her nudy pictures definitely warranted her a spot here. Here’s some more nudeness.

Has anyone caught this fucking show? “A shot at love with Tila Tequila?” Love? You call auditioning 20 or so flaming guys, messed up lesbians and all around scum of society a shot at love? This is true love? Sitting in a hot tub and crying because in the span of an hour you fell in love so hard that it hurt so much that you had to leave the show and make Tequila run off the set? Jesus Christ you’ve got to be kidding me. That said Tila would make one hell of a Bukkake candidate. Now THAT would be a great finale to the show. A lesbian pee party all over Tila.

Can you read that tattoo on her shoulder? It says “C’est la vie” which in French means “that’s life.” I heard that in Asian it means, “psycho gene mutated weirdo with a great body and a pension for causing a fuss amongst gothic gay men with pierced penises.”

More tattoos and more leg. I have to admit that it’s truly annoying being attracted to a little gnome like this but you simply can’t deny that she’s so bangable. I think the only fair solution would be to give it to her up the butt and see her grimace from the pain. That said, I fully think she’s done that way too many times and has probably gotten to the point where an act like this is simply foreplay.

Merry Christmas!

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