Jan 10 2008
And as you can see this post was titled appropriately. Look at the two standing next to each other. Is it even a contest? First off Tianna dwarfs this little dwarf. Second of all she’s much much hotter (as you’ll see below). Would I watch “A Shot at Love with Tianna Ta?” You’re damned right I would. Tianna doesn’t quite have the Myspace Following that Tila has built up but so the fuck what? Don’t get me wrong, despite how disgusting and disturbing Tila’s show and followers are, I get the appeal of the show. To all the burnt out, lazy, psycho, have zero goals in life population, Tila’s show brings hope to the masses. It says if you’re slightly cute yet look kind of like a midget, bisexual, covered in tattoos and can build up over 1 million friends on Myspace, then you can have a show too! Tianna at least seems a bit “cleaner” and classier.
I mean is there even any debate whatsoever here? Tianna is ridiculous. I’m not sure I mentioned this on here but in case I didn’t, I want people to understand that I’m not the biggest Asian persuasion fan out there. However, I have said and will say it again. A very hot Asian girl is way up there with me. Up there with the Italian and Latina population which to me means a lot. I remember falling in love with this diner hostess that was Asian. Her face was literally perfect. She was almost too good. I felt if I touched her in any way it might ruin her. Tianna is touchable but I’d definitely wash her off a few times.
Hey! It’s Tom from Myspace! Thomas, what’s up buddy? I’d like to thank you for creating this website so that I might post all the lovely ladies that grace its airwaves. Tom, if I were you I’d be sticking it to not only Tianna or Tila but basically any woman who’s career has been elevated using Myspace. I don’t know Tom personally but he seems like the type that might just jerk off to these girls rather than touch them in person.
“Is there a pinkish hue? A pinkish hue? You know a rosy glow?…..There’s a hue” By the way, Seinfeld might be the only show that I can watch each episode 100 times and not get tired of them. Anyway, I dig the pinkish lighting in this shot. If I could have a wish it’d be to “do it on the moon” with Tianna Revenge of the Nerds style only that moon room have pink lighting instead of blue.
That chick on the right is diiiiiirrrrtty. Love it though. It’s a shame this is about the most hardcore shot I could find of Tianna. She’s gonna have to get a little more wild than that to make it to “A shot at love with Tianna Ta.”