Click on the photo to learn more about Nalin’ Paylin with Lisa Ann

For the record I’m completely infatuated with Lisa Ann.  In fact…yeah…yup, I just took a five minute break to you know…have alone time to the only video of her taking it up the butt.  Has anyone ever seen this?  It’s like the most valuable porn clip of all time.  Jesus man, I gotta pull myself together.

The Twenty

I’d do a lot more than just kiss Katy Perry - [Cameltap]

How to tell if she has fake boobs - [COED Magazine]

Wow, Stacey Dales is one hot reporter, damn - [Bustedcoverage]

Mila Kunis showing off the cleavage - [Dirty Rotten]

Audrina Partridge manages to do Maxim and do it well - [Drunkenstepfather]

Congrat to Cheryl Tweedy for buying a book - [On205th]

Olivia Munn humps a Salmon - [Manofest]

A good old fashioned poon hunt - [Don Chavez]

Tina O’Brien is the babe of my day - [DJ Mick]

Playboy girl Jane Taylor has a great tush - [NS4W] (NSFW)

The Dumbasses of the week - [Tastybooze]

Now that is what I’d call a tongue - [Flabber]

Jesikah Maximus is more than just a name - [Saltymilk]

Kelly Brook on stage in a bikini, yay! - [The Beer Goggler]

Be careful, Holly Madison is a bachelorette - [My Chill Pill]

Kelly Stables: The only positive thing in Two and a Half Men - [Celebridiot]

Serena Williams cannot be a female - [Derober]

Babes of the Financial Crisis - [The Angry T]

Looking ahead at the NBA using babes - [Cuzoogle]

Paul Garces has some spread apart boobs, yes! - [Bright Black Internet]

Click on the photo to see more of Natalia Mesa Wow Bush.

She won Miss Chica Man, Spain in 2003, Miss Roberta and Girl of the Year, Italy in 2005, and Miss Fashion TV, Greece in 2006. And she does everything from television to calendars, as she should.  So what’s next in 2008?  A spot on Hottest Girls of Myspace, porn edition with yours truly.  Yes, Natalia will be sucking me off right here, and yes I just woke up.

The Twenty

Sarah Palin strolls onto the ice to greet the fans - [Bustedcoverage]

Stacy Keibler does a topless Maxim Magazine shoot - [Cameltap]

Emma Griffiths is yet another British girl I would kill myself for - [Doubleviking]

It’s OK to get turned on by the ass of Miley Cyrus - [Dirty Rotten]

One girl just signing another girl’s chest - [Drunkenstepfather]

Would you turn down these asses in your face? - [Don Chavez]

Why are Stacy Keibler and Audrina Partridge famous? - [On205th]

Kylie Minogue’s 2009 Calendar: Isn’t she like 50? - [DJ Mick]

Brooklyn Decker:  Please stop banging Andy Roddick - [Unibrow]

Anna Paquin shows boobies in her new show! - [NS4W] (NSFW)

What would you do for playoffs tickets? - [Tastybooze]

Madonna likes to smell her own farts - [Derober]

Any sexy girl doing a split does it for me - [Amateur Chicks]

Salma Hayek is really making the best of her cleavage - [My Chill Pill]

Gisele (no, not that one) the cam girl really does it for me - [Holy Taco]

Britney Spears’ uncut Womanizer video - [Dickism]

Pretty awful NBA haircuts - [Cuzoogle]

5 Strange moments in TV Screenshots - [Banned in Hollywood]

Ass is ass, even if it’s hippie ass - [Macgsworld]

Total Whore coming to VH1 - [Celebridiot]

Click on the photo to view more of Federica

Born and raised in Italy, this 31-year-old model and television actress won second place at the Miss Buona Domenica competition in Italy in 1995. And in 2000, she started landing roles on a bunch of Italian TV shows you’ve probably never heard of.   Thing to note.  1995.  That means she was 18 years old baby.  Oh yeah. 

The Twenty

Janelle Robinson is the International babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

Stacy Kiebler will ease those 401K losses - [Bustedcoverage]

Sophie Monk gets leggier and leggier - [Dirty Rotten]

Gisele looking pretty fine in a music video - [Drunkenstepfather]

Marissa Miller Straddles things in a video - [On205th]

The 10 Hottest Emanuelle Chriqui videos of all time - [Unibrow]

Porn Star or Celebrity might be my favorite game out there - [Don Chavez]

A quick moment with Vida Guerra - [DJ Mick]

Diana Dagota definitely deserves her Playboy spot - [NS4W] (NSFW)

Does anyone object to me posting more Carmen Electra? - [Cameltap]

The 10 Bodylanguage commandments - [Zootoday]

The Full Swing Flip - [Tastybooze]

How can Katy Perry’s cleavage get any hotter? - [Derober]

Ciara is nude, and yet not nude - [My Chill Pill]

Tamara Ecclestone poses for PETA - [The Angry T]

Cheryl Tweedy is amazing despite that ugly dress - [The Beer Goggler]

This first picture of Krystal Forscutt has to be illegal - [Saltymilk]

Tamara Sedmak definitely gives me a chub - [Bright Black Internet]

Man do I love skin paint on chicks who play in the sand - [Brahsome]

These toy commercials should not be for kids - [Blog of Hilarity]

Tribute to the Naughty Nurse - [Holy Taco]

Click on the photo to view Mellie Z

You’ve gotta hand it to the boys at Bustedcoverage for uncovering this sexpot a while back.  Today, Mellie, 23, has also been busy working for Playboy. I cannot show you any of those photos because it would likely lead to a jail sentence.   In other news, I just pumped out the last ejaculation I could today.

The Twenty(plus one)

Tiffany Mulheron is probably the hottest Scottish girl ever - [Doubleviking]

The 52 Best Natural Breasts of all time - [COED Magazine]

Carmen Electra showing plenty at Disaster Movie premiere - [Dirty Rotten]

Now these are twins:  Karissa and Kristina Shannon - [DJ Mick]

Ladies and gentlemen, begin your lesbian fantasies - [On205th]

The 10 Sexiest Body Paint Videos of all time - [Unibrow]

Marissa Miller doing Harley Ads - [Drunkenstepfather]

Britney Spears wearing a blue dress that helps her nipples - [Cameltap]

Funny car racing has its perks:  like big boob sucking - [Don Chavez]

Kelly Carrington’s Playmate of the month spread - [NS4W] (NSFW)

Mother and teacher of the year candidates - [Tastybooze]

Mindless movies for men (and butch Lesbians) - [Nextround]

Kendra Wilkinson’s dress looking a little small for that rack - [My Chill Pill]

Taking a closer look at Lohan’s tits - [Derober]

I wish Andrea Felldin fell on my balls - [Holy Taco]

Now this is what I call a sound system - [Flabber]

Sophie Monk wears nothing but short shorts - [The Beer Goggler]

The Chinese have no qualms when it comes to gymnastics - [Gibbs 12]

So this is what pregnancy looks like? - [Blog of Hilarity]

You can always count on Mac G for a good tailgate video - [Macgsworld]

Our National Debt clock runs out of digits - [Cuzoogle]

Click on the photo to view Marsh and her “clean” outfit

I’m pretty sure I could put makeup on the entire roster of Victoria Secret girls and still have some left over if I simple took a sample off of Jodie Marsh’s eyes.  Wait, why am I even looking at her face?  Good God those are nice.

The Twenty

Now these are the types I want serving my drinks - [COED Magazine]

More of the Idaho Cheerleader uniforms - [Bustedcoverage]

Gemma Merna is the international babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

The Lingerie Special of WWE Diva Trish Stratus - [Cameltap]

A quicky with Imogen Thomas - [DJ Mick]

Aubrey O’Day Loves Dogs…and her cleavage - [Drunkenstepfather]

Estella Warren nearly makes her shirt come off - [Unibrow]

It’s always fun to post some MILFs - [On205th]

Kim Kardashian posts 14 year old pic to prove a point - [NS4W]

Catherine Bell is definitely worthy of being a cupcake - [Nextround]

OK, where the hell is the real Britney Spears? - [Tastybooze]

Now this is what I call a swing - [Flabber]

I always wondered who this chick was…her name is Dee - [Holy Taco]

More Jodie Marsh and other ladies too - [Don Chavez]

Nothing’s more fun than topless Go Karting - [Zootoday] (NSFW)

David Duchovny checks out of rehab for sex addiction - [Derober]

Your premature ejaculation is here to stay - [Blog of Hilarity]

The best NBA TV Shows to hit the scene - [Cuzoogle]

The most racist message I’ve seen in a long time - [Banned in Hollywood]

Kate Beckinsale looking cute with her Beanie - [My Chill Pill]