Just in case you don’t know who Patricia Anne Stratigias is (because I sure as hell didn’t), it’s Trish Stratus. And her Myspace profile promises to be the real one. Thank God! Because I cared so much for the real profile and the true source, not the fact that I could almost jerk off to pictures of her with her clothes on.

So who is Trish Stratus? She’s power, that’s who. Trish is a famous WWE Diva which means her legs could easily scissor suffocate you in about 4 seconds. And if I had to take a guess? She probably has vaginal muscles that could do the same to your hwang.

Yes, that’s correct I wrote hwang. It’s probably because I watched the movie Peggy Sue Got Married the other day and when Nicholas Cage says “you mean my hwang?” I nearly crapped myself I was laughing so hard.

Ah yes, back to Trish. There’s a picture of her with a water soaker that I’m pretty sure I could stare at for an entire year and not get tired of it. I’d definitely have sex with the muscular lines in her legs.

What a body