Look, it says that this here Twisted Barbie is 28 years old. Now, if it said 38 years old on her profile then this post would rank way up there because I’d have found some unbelievably hot MILFY type. Instead I’ve found some 28 year old club junkie who looks 38. That said, I still love chicks in the club genre and Twisted Barbie here is no exception. She has a ridiculous body and gets “cool” points. Her face might not be the best but not one of you reading this wouldn’t go to work if she offered work to you. If you want to learn about techno and girls that love girls that love techno you can check out Twisted’s Myspace Profile.

She’s actually better looking than I thought. So is this guy. What a hunk!

This is a typical Sunday afternoon for her. This picture was taken in her apartment right after her parents left brunch. What we don’t see are the guys waiting on the side dressed at Gumby, Scooby Doo, Captain America and the Ambiguously Gay Duo. Her body is phenomenal.

Again if she were 38? What a stomach. Could you imagine trying to keep up with these three? One week with them would feel like a year. Perhaps that’s why all of them looked like they were 25 when they were 12 and look almost 40 now in their mid twenties.

One reason for this picture. Fat chick in the background. I just like it.