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May 23 2008

Today’s Best: Carolina Ardohain Resurrected, Derek Jeter’s List, and a South Carolina Playboy Audition

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Carolina Ardohain

“Wow. We don’t have a very strong grasp on the South American chick market. So it figured Carolina Ardohain wouldn’t be on our radar.” [H/T Busted Coverage]

The Best

Derek Jeter Has a Long List of Sloppy Seconds - [COED Magazine]

The Don Gives us another Playboy Audition - [Don Chavez]

Petra Nemcova is showing off the guns - [Drunkenstepfather]

Amanda Bynes is getting snuffed at #46 - [On205th]

Nicole Scherzinger getting a little skanked out in Maxim - [Dirty Rotten]

These NBA Players consider themselves better when stoned - [The Angry T]

Lindsay Lohan showing her masculine lesbian side - [NS4W]

Jumping the Grand Canyon in Flip Flops? - [Tastybooze]

They really need to put an end to “Open Mouth Disease” - [Holy Taco]

It’s time for the Kobe vs Jordan Comparisons Again - [Flabber]

Shania Twain was being two timed, what a shame - [Attuworld]

An Unbelievably Hot Girl working out video - [The Hottie Hunter]

The Five Hottest Chicks Harrison Ford has nailed in a movie - [Doubleviking]

It’s another Aural Sex day (You have to see the girl in the picture) - [Brahsome]

French Open Time: That means Maria Sharapova - [Bright Black Internet]

Another round of Punch in the face Friday - [Next Round]

Jodi Gordon - Aussie Model almost shows her nipples - [Camel Tap]

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May 19 2008

Kelly Princeton’s Body Says one thing to me - Power

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Kelly Princeton

Seriously, there’s really no other way to describe this girl. Kelly Princeton is power. I was expecting someone a little tougher from her Myspace Profile but you know what? Slap on a few shots of whiskey and I have a feeling we’ll be just fine.

I was hoping that I came across an unknown here but it’s kind of tough to get away with those breasts and a nifty ankle tattoo without doing some kind of spread somewhere. Kelly’s been a Playboy Cybergirl before.

Boo hoo. Nude Pics? Of course I have the link. I’m not going to lie. She’s a bit husky but if you’ll notice below, she can actually fit in a shopping cart. So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

Having sex in a shopping cart. That would be a new one and a venture I’d certainly undertake with Ms. Princeton here.

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Apr 17 2008

Today’s Best - Jillian Beyor Overdose and the Sixers Cheerleaders are Drunk

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Jillian Beyor

I’m not saying that Jillian Beyor has the perfect face because she does not.  But I will see you’ve be very hard pressed to find a better body.  Seriously, I would consider it illegal to look like that in some states.  Is it possible for there to be any reaction other than slamming her to the ground and dry humping her if you saw her?  I really don’t think so.

The Best of Today

You can’t get enough of Jillian Beyor - Busted Coverage

Philly’s Cheerleaders tack on a few rounds - Don Chavez

Jana Defi Defies Chestal Gravity - COED Magazine

Kim Kardashian New Lingerie Shots - Dirty Rotten

Jenna Jameson Appears on The View - Drunkenstepfather

Emma Watson is Officially Legal - Holy Taco

Leighton Meester Candids - NS4W

I Guess Size Really Does Matter:  For Boobs - Zootoday (NSFW)

Some Athletes Can’t Hold their Liquor - Next Round

Kenneth from 30 Rock - Brahsome

Kurt Angle and his Hot Wife - On205th

Dell’s Hot Booth Babes - BBI

Dumbass of the Week - Tasty Booze

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Apr 15 2008

Christina Marie Gets Around

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Christina Marie

By get around I wish I meant slept with every possible dude imaginable. However, according to her Myspace Profile Christina is a big time traveler due to her modeling responsibilities. So when she’s not busy being 19 or putting on make up to remove a kind of big mole for a shoot, Christina does what most 19 year olds do….get drunk and hang out with dad.

Man I really paint a nice picture huh? Just messing around. I wonder if Christina can be the next big supermodel. I just feel we’ve been “moleless” since Cindy Crawford. First there was the gapped teeth of Lauren Hutton. Then Crawford’s mole. Now, Christina’s mole?

I hope it pans out. In the mean time I’ll be staring at this black and white “I’m inviting you to spread my ass cheeks and toss my salad” picture. I might be able to stare at this picture for the next six hours.

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Apr 14 2008

Today’s Best - Megan Fox to Appear Topless and The New Miss USA

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Megan Fox

Rumor has it that Megan Fox will be featured in a new movie directed by Jason Reitman.  In one of the scenes Fox will be catfighting with Amanda Seyfriend right down to the underwear.  Word is that she’ll also be topless in some scene shot in the woods.  All I can say is… it’s about time.

The Best of Today 

Megan Fox, Thank the Good Lord - COED Magazine

Rob Schneider and Miss USA - Asylum

You can never get enough Veronika Zemanova - Busted Coverage

I Wonder if She’s Hot - Don Chavez

Sophie Monk Gets Attention - Dirty Rotten

Britney having car trouble - Drunkenstepfather

Always time for a Hockey Fight - On205th

Vanilla Ice Beats his wife - Holy Taco

Alabama Recruiting Video - Loser with Socks

Some Masters Highlights - Next Round

Raquel and CJ Gibson are slightly hot - Tasty Booze

Pretty Ridiculous Dancing Here - Brahsome

Cunnilingus Day? - Attuworld

The Tetris Movie - Flabber

Heidi Montag and Her Fashion - BOH

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