On her myspace profile I keep seeing signs pointing to Playboy. Valerie’s been to the mansion and she seems to model, but I just can’t find her anywhere or anything pointing to her last name. In any event, it’s kind of obvious as to why I posted her. It’s because it looks like we’d have very serious and down to earth conversations.

Valerieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Cum on me! Valerieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Vagina with me! Valerieeeeeeeeeeee! Blow on me! Valerieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m the same slut I used to be. Those of you unfamiliar with Steve Winwood must not realize that he is the greatest songwriter of all time.

Now I can’t say I’m a fan of the eyebrow ring. I also can’t say that if she asked me to pierce 5 eyebrow rings in each of my eyebrows that I wouldn’t do it if she allowed me to play with her high heeled shoes for 12 minutes. I mean her tits, yeah.

The password is: left nipple.