This my friends is what the power of big, natural, very malleable breasts can do. Is our funbag model here good looking? Nah. Is she cool, special, have some amazing quality about her? Nah. Is it great sober? Yes. After a few beers? I would be in a complete tizzy because of how happy I was to be near those things.

Links of the Day:

Today’s Spankings from Bustedcoverage

Staci Flood from Savvy Girls

Bus Driver Picks up Whore from Asylum

Tebow is God from Loserswithsocks

Merry Homas from Macgsworld

Friday Fixx from Brahsome

IPhone Can Teach you to pleasure ladies from Tastybooze

Work it out Baby from Paul’s World

Eva Amurri’s Cleavage from Dirty Rotten Whore

Cheerleader Friday from Epiccarnival

Pics of the Day:

Vanessa Hudgens Needs More Attention

Let’s analyze Vanessa Hudgens. Was famous for two days with nude photos, has a gay boyfriend and makes millions from a Disney movie. I don’t blame The Superficial for saying that “she wishes she were pregnant.”

Christina Ricci Is out of this World…Literally

Here’s another one for the “I’m not human” club. Don’t get me wrong if given the chance I’d certainly love to be a part of Christina Ricci’s breast fondling sessions, but I’m just not convinced she’s from this planet. Popoholic seems to think she had a cute attack…I don’t get it.

Paris Hilton Is Yellow

Paris Hilton was doing some more million dollar work with Rich Prosecco in a commercial that appears to be for a urine type of drink. I’m all for Paris advertising Golden Showers. Is it possible for her to do anything, anything at all and not relate it some sexual act? I don’t think it’s possible.

Michelle Marsh New Calendar Pics

Is she even that good looking? Well I’ll tell you once my eyes move above her chest. That might take me a while.