Oh, aren’t I fancy with my private profile and massive boobs? Seriously, your hot nearly naked pictures are all over the Net, but I can’t creep you on MySpace? Victoria wouldn’t add me as a friend, so I had to up the stalking and pull her pics from another source.

Since I know very little about her, I’ll assume some things:

1.) Those boobs are fake. That’s more fact than assumption.

2.) She’s desperately lonely and finds struggling white bloggers irresistible. In her own words, “There’s just nothing like getting off in your man’s parents’ basement!” Amen Vic!

That’s enough assuming for one day. Here’s her profile and pictures:

Sexy Pink Bikini Shot

Slutty Bed Shot in Blue

Victoria Waiting for the Plumber