“I Don’t Talk Shit, I just state the facts.” Well OK Wendy! Jesus this girl is cocky and yet she tries to come off as not being cocky. Here’s my favorite quote in her Myspace Profile.

“I’m not a bitch, I just speak the truth. I’m not a slut, I just get every guy I want. I’m not a heartbreaker, I just get bored easily. I’m not cocky, I’m confident.”

Call me crazy but shouldn’t you not have to really say anything, rather your actions should show who you are? So I guess showing party pictures, talking shit, being annoyingly hot and getting away with it is a sure sign of NOT being cocky?

Well, this makes me feel better. Wendy works on a cosmetics counter in a mall. I can’t wait to show up there pretending to be an agent for Playboy, getting her to have sex with me and then telling her I author this site.