Zoe Britton says she “doesn’t do porn” because she only screws girls on camera. I agree with her. Porn is such a dirty word and penises are inch for the inch the dirtiest things in the natural world so it makes sense that if you lose the dick, you lose the porn. Actually I think Zoe is actually onto something much bigger here – something that transcends the pornoverse: a NO DICK clause in every workplace contract.

So back to Zoe. She’s a 27 year-old “adult model and feature dancer”. I’m not really sure what either of those means. I think she gets naked for money, generally. And she definitely does sexy stuff with sexy girls for money. What a life. I like that look she gives like in the picture above. She’s just saying “I’m a fucking dirty whore and I’ve had more things in my butt than a Japanese sumo wrestler”. At least that’s what I get.

Full disclosure: I now have a raging hard on and I feel a certain kinship with you because I know you share a similar position. Oops – just lost it. Anyway this is some of that girl-on-girl action Zoe is good at. You can see her boobies on her official website.

Yeah I’m pretty sure she digs anal. Just a guess. For more Zoe, check our her profile & the rest of the Zoe Britton Gallery: