The Lakers better be careful letting Sasha Vujacic party too much. These older women are very aggressive.

The Best of Today

Be Careful of the Laker Cougars - [Busted Coverage]

Gemma Atkinson is “Hanging Out” at the beach - [COED Magazine]

Naomi Millbank Smith Upskirt of the day - [Drunkenstepfather]

Alicia Keys wearing some tight clothing - [Dirty Rotten]

Eva Mendes Goes Topless in Italy - [On205th] (NSFW)

Marilyn Monroe in 1946 - [Attuworld]

Ladie with huge boobs does a karate chop - [Tastybooze]

When Cheerleading Goes Wrong - [Bright Black Internet]

Girl does a face plant trying to be a stripper - [Don Chavez]

More Gemma Atkinson Bikini Candids - [NS4W]

Apparently Britney likes to talk dirty on the phone - [Holy Taco]

Tennesse is a Ferrari and Kentucky a Ranger Rover - [Losers With Socks]

Kim Kardashian Sure Knows how to lick - [My Chill Pill]

It’s Time For some Aural Sex - [Brahsome]

The Top Ten Worst Drivers - [Banned In Hollywood]

A Race Involving Riding Mattresses - [Flabber]

Looks Like some Tulane Boys are going to the slammer - [Collegeotr]

I think it’s time to step back from the normal trash and crap that I spew out on this site (don’t worry it’ll be back tomorrow). I spend so much time ranting and raving about desire, sex, and giving anything to bang some of these women.

For once I’m going to sit back and take a moment to merely compliment a phenomenally good looking woman. That woman is Jasmine Alejandrino. From the looks of her Myspace Profile she seems nice, doesn’t seem dirty and you know what? She just has such a great face that I love the little lady already.

Don’t get me wrong, I think Jasmine could be one unbelievably sexy person if she wanted to be. Put on a push up bra, high white boots, grab a tray and have her serve cocktails in Vegas and I’m one happy guy. However, I have no problem reveling in her beauty for a few minutes.

In all honesty faces don’t get much better than hers. I’ll be sure to find some party skank tomorrow but even I need a break once in a while.

I can totally see why this girl would want to go bigger. You just can’t make it in Go-Go dancing with anything less than a triple G these days. Good for you Sheyla. Just be careful having children as you might drown one of them when those bad boys pop.

The Best of Today

Sheyla Hershey Wants to Go Bigger - [Busted Coverage]

Kim Kardashian Still looks good, I don’t Care - [Drunkenstepfather]

This is some weird, yet awesome TV - [COED Magazine]

There are women who love porn - [Asylum]

Kelly Brook’s Got Some Cans - [On205th]

Roselyn Sanchez is Bellicious - [Holy Taco]

Not Enough Sex? This Woman Gets Very Violent - [Tasty Booze]

Gianna Lynn Looking Slutty in Pink - [Dirty Rotten]

Former Topless Model now in Politics - [Bright Black Internet]

The UK Really Hates Weed - [Brahsome]

Be Careful looking at the daughter who’s back home from college - [Next Round]

Cricket Cheerleaders are very hot these days - [Macgsworld]

Tim Tebow Preaches at a Florida Prison - [Losers With Socks]

You can’t see her face, but is she hot? - [Don Chavez]

Even More Cuthbert Bikini Shots! - [Dickism]

I mean where the hell are these girls coming from? Who the hell is Cherie Carlson? Seriously. Is she in Playboy? I have no clue. Is she a ring girl somewhere? Maybe. I see her wearing a “Tapout” shirt in her Myspace Profile.

But in all honesty, I really just don’t know who she is. What I can say is that she has the kind of look at screams, “amazon yet tempting enough to down a pint of beer before most men.” A girl like this could really make a man like me less of a man.

And you know something? I think I’d love every damned second of it. Here’s to girls like Cherie, the aspiring model/photographer chicks who hang out with tattooed guys doing sexual things that I’d be way too nervous to do.

I take back everything I just said because the things I could do to Cherie should and can’t be printed on here. And no I wouldn’t be nervous to do them. I’d just have 25 “sessions” before I even hit the bed. Even then I’d still be ready for her.

Now this seems like a good idea.

The Best of Today

Lisa Lewis is now streaking on the news -[Busted Coverage]

Carmen Electra teaches us to pole dance - [Don Chavez]

Who do you think is hotter? - [Tasty Booze]

The World’s Sexiest Anchor is Now Taken - [COED Magazine]

If you puke in a plane…. - [Attuworld]

Madonna Trying to get our attention - [Drunkenstepfather]

More Cuthbert Bikini Action - [Dirty Rotten]

Kate Moss looking pretty comfortable with herself - [On205th]

Hayden Panettiere doesn’t need any make up - [NS4W]

Blake Lively is worthy of a hump - [Next Round]

Major Drug Bust at San Diego State - [Brahsome]

The Twelve Ugliest Sitcom Moms - [Holy Taco]

Now these girls know how to pump it - [Macgsworld]

Good Cop, Really Crappy Lazy Cop - [Bright Black Internet]

This is one hell of a fish - [Blog of Hilarity]

Seven Summer Movies to watch for - [Cuzoogle]

An interesting audition to say the least - [Flabber]

It’s one thing to post a profile on a social networking site. It’s another thing to post a Myspace Profile if you are in the adult industry. Wouldn’t you say it’s your duty as a performer to share some of your personal pictures?

I’d say it certainly is. And that’s exactly what Jessica Jaymes does in her Mypace Profile. Sure she’s been in Hustler and Penthouse and is a household name. That’s exactly why I think it shouldn’t matter that we see in her wasted with friends or even go as far as taking a piss (she does have one of those though I preferred not to share).

I respect Jessica and her showing us that side of her life that we will never have. What I mean by that is 99% of us won’t ever be that attractive nor have a life consisting of spreading your legs for a living and getting trashed in Italy while getting paid for all of it.

Here’s to women like Jessica Jaymes who at least take the time to share it all with us. I’d get jealous if I could but today I’m in a decent mood and have decided to just take it in.

So it would appear that the next Erin Andrews has already met the real Erin Andrews.  Samantha looks a little mannish in this picture but she’s managed to pick herself up and develop into quite a cutie.

The Best of Today 

Samantha Steele And Erin Andrews Have Met - [Busted Coverage]

British Students Go Nuts at Calella Fest - [Don Chavez]

Soccer Streaker Poses in Playboy - [COED Magazine]

Perfect Dinnerware: Vagina China - [Asylum]

Scarlett Johannson’s Cleavage - [Drunkenstepfather]

Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini - [On205th]

Danni Wells Topless in Zoo Magazine - [NS4W] (NSFW)

Christine Mendoze is Bellicious - [Holy Taco]

These Babes Are Fit - [Macgsworld]

Always fun to watch Drunk Guys Falling - [Tastybooze]

The Tebow Circumcision Procedure - [Loser With Socks]

Tell Your Woman to Shut Up - [Next Round]

What does this video mean? - [Brahsome]

I love the name Abi Titmuss - [BBI]

The Simpsons Introductions - [Flabber]

France Loves Kylie Minogue - [Cuzoogle]

You guys may or not remember my post on Laura Leigh. If you’ve forgotten, no big deal. You can always look at her Myspace profile to bring back the memories. I’m guessing after you take a look at this girl you will most likely not forget again.

Why this girl isn’t famous yet is completely beyond me. She’s what I would consider an “own” girl. Laura Leigh would absolutely own me if I were in her presence. It’s almost a bad thing in a way and yet I think she’d be more powerful than any drug to me.

If she’s got half a brain I’d hope she’s using it to manipulate her way to the top. I’m pretty sure if this girl were wearing hot pants, spread her legs about 2 inches and then winked at me, I’d easily make a very large stain in my pants. Not only that, I’d probably rip of one of my arms if she asked.

In my personal opinion, girls don’t get much hotter than Laura Leigh. It’s really unfair. And I’m guessing she’s hangs out with real douche faces too. Tan, earring wearing meterosexuals. This world couldn’t be any more unfair if it tried.

I’ve touched on this topic a number of times.  Does it actually matter that a woman has implants?  Is it such a bad thing? 99.9% of the time it makes a woman look much much better.  Are we to believe that if this woman had A’s that she’d be up here today?  Come on.  Implants rule.

The Best of Today

It’s the Implant Marathon - [Bustedcoverage]

Jennifer Aniston looking pretty nice - [Drunkenstepfather]

Guess who these young stars are.. - [COED Magazine]

Estella Warren is highly underrated - [On205th]

Man is this girl dirty - [Dirty Rotten]

Pittsburgh Penguins Have some Hot Ass Ladies -[Don Chavez]

More of that bikini wearing teacher - [Tastybooze]

Good News For Arizona Cheerleaders - [Losers With Socks]

Putin’s Girlfriend is a Hottie - [Attuworld]

Chris Cooley Has an Interesting Blog - [Brahsome]

Roger Clemens is Apologizing - [Holy Taco]

Mourning at the Kentucky Derby - [Macgsworld]

Was Fergie Ever a Porn Star? - [BBI]

Mischa Barton is topless - [Dickism]

Emma Frain Sexy in the Shower- [Zootoday]  (NSFW)

In case you are wondering, Miss HIN is “Hot Import Nights.” So that would make you think that she’s a Vegas type. At least that’s what I thought. But when you take a look at Bianca Smith’s Myspace Profile you’ll see that she’s kind of weird.

She seems very hippyish. Most of her pictures are too artsy. Don’t get me wrong I’d plow her into 500 pieces if I got the chance but let’s be real here. Do I really need this kind of quote?

“There are no coincidences. Everything is a karmic result of it’s own pretense. We play out our positions. And everything moves forward and backward, and it spirals, and it is, as it always was, and it always will be right here inside of you and I. Inside this prison and out.”

Um. OK. Yeah. We get that. I’d just prefer you take your clothes off and dance on a pole or something. Artist and philosopher by day, pseudo skank and Vegas model type by night. Miss Bianca Smith ladies and gentlemen.