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Oct 22 2008

Today’s Twenty: The Next Bikini Erin Andrews, Hot Girl Hot Tub, and Ionna Lilli

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Melanie Collins

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According to Busted Coverage:

Now that Erin Andrews is 30, and has been around for a few years, we are losing interest. She’s like a running back who had a nice 4-5 year run and is now in the twilight of the career. Think Shaun Alexander. There were Pro Bowl years but fans begin looking for something younger and peppier. In the sideline reporter community that replacement is on the scene but you probably haven’t noticed. Her name is Melanie Collins - a recent Penn State communications grad - and she’s working for the Big Ten Network.

Nice work guys - I concur

The Twenty (plus one)

This is the best hot tub in the entire world - [COED Magazine]

Former Greek Playmate of the year Ionna Lilli - [Doubleviking]

Cindy Crawford is still doing it in French Vogue - [Cameltap]

The 10 Hottest Bond girls of all time - [Manofest]

Hottie Nadine Coyle leaving a bar drunk - [Dirty Rotten]

Gisele’s see through shirt of the day - [Drunkenstepfather]

Miranda Kerr in and out of her bikini top - [On205th]

Audrina Partridge getting dunked in a bikini on Ellen - [NS4W]

WWE Divas are all the more reason to like Halloween - [Don Chavez]

I do like the legs on Amanda Bynes - [DJ Mick]

Tribute to the naughty school girl - [Holy Taco]

PG Porn starring Aria Giovanni - [Bright Black Internet]

Anything with hot chicks in redneck hats works for me - [Flabber]

And we have another Myspace Hottie winner! - [Tastybooze]

Faith Hill still hot on the cover of shape - [Celebridiot]

A look into the future of the Lohan’s - [Derober]

And yet another lingerie moment with Kelly Brook - [My Chill Pill]

Sophie Howard has very big tits - [Nextround]

Bonnie Bernstein showing some box - [Brahsome]

A Canadian crush on Anne Hathaway - [Cuzoogle]

Paris Hilton’s panty shots are getting old - [The Beer Goggler]

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Oct 22 2008

Jessica Ann Seems An Extremely Attainable Girl and Here’s How you Get Her

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Jessica Ann

I’m from rockaway, not myspace. im crazy :) youll get a kick out of me gaurenteeddd. im a kick ass girl, down to earth but to those who hate me; i wishhhhh i cared ;) im unique i dont settle for being ordinary, i like to stand out. i driven &have bigg dreamss and plan to achieve them ALL. i act and look way older than i am. i make my OWN moneyy& am very independentt. - Yes from that spelling and diction you seem very mature Jessica.  In fact so mature that I’ve managed to come up with a manual on how to get you in the sack.

Jessica Ann

Let’s say you see a girl like Jessica Ann. And then after taking  peek at her Myspace Profile it’s pretty evident the instruction manual for getting her is as follows:  Start off with a large bottle of alcohol, a chaser, and some weird motel room.  Leave the room.  Allow Jessica to drink for several hours.

Jessica Ann

Upon your arrival back into said hotel room, if she looks like this, it’s probably time to make your move.

Yay!

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Oct 21 2008

Today’s Twenty: Ingrid Vandebosch Gives Good Belgium, Derek Jeter Gets Around, and Playmate Grace Kim

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Ingrid

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As my buddy pointed out so nicely “The Belgians are responsible for three things in this world: beer, chocolate and Ingrid.”  After reading that sentence I’m lead to believe something.  Belgium is clearly one of the best countries in the entire world.  I’m gonna go jerk off with chocolate sauce now.

The Twenty

Derek Jeter now tapping Minka Kelly’s ass - [Bustedcoverage]

November Playmate Grace Kim loves Guitar Hero - [COED Magazine]

12 of the Oddest Sports Endorsements in history - [On205th]

Stacy Keibler gettin’ leggy with it - [Dirty Rotten]

Boy Scouts offer to give breast exams - [Manofest]

The Nailin Paylin preview clip - [Drunkenstepfather]

Miranda Kerr making the UK FHM Magazine look damned good - [Cameltap]

And now for the actual nude pics of Grace Kim - [NS4W] (NSFW)

Here is some PG porn of the day - [Don Chavez]

A dozen hotties to brighten up this work day - [DJ Mick]

Great shirt to have when you get arrested - [Tastybooze]

Angela Lindvall does a Victoria’s Secret good - [Holy Taco]

I don’t care how old she is, this picture rules - [Derober]

David Hasselhoff never ceases to amaze me - [Flabber]

I love watching Keeley Hazell do anything - [Banned in Hollywood]

A porn queen whose got standards - [Bright Black Internet]

Photoshopping with John McCain - [Cuzoogle]

The weekend in tailgating - [Macgsworld]

Kristin Cavallari shows she knows how to kick - [The Beer Goggler]

It’s lingerie time with Abigail Clancy - [My Chill Pill]

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Oct 21 2008

Couldn’t Stop This Sexy Senorita Even if I Wanted to Huh?

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Coutre Cunt

Well let’s just stop at her Myspace Address.  That’s correct, she uses the term “Coutre Cunt.”  Honestly I really don’t care what that means.  Also if you listen to the song on her homepage you might vomit.  Cookie Jar?  What the hell is that?  What is this hip hop weirdness going on these days?  And what’s with these Vegas bitchy type girls that I absolutely LOVE?  Ugh.  I know how high maintenance she is.  I know she’d turn my brain into mush.  But I don’t care.  It’s more addicting than crack.  Treat me like shit, I don’t care.

Coutre Cunt

And this is how the order of the world works ladies and gentlemen.  These are the guys who get to defile chicks like this.  You’d think yeah, she’s aiming for a rich dude.  Nope, she just wants the scumbag tattoo guys and to sleep around like the rest of us.    I feel like getting in the door with a girl like this is nearly impossible but once you’re in, you get to have a potential bukkake session because she’d be too hopped up on E to even remember.

Coutre Cunt

Ah yes, this is her brother.  Looks like assholishness runs in the family huh?  Coutre Cunt eh?  I mean what world are we living in here?  Did I mention she’s ridiculously hot?  God damnet.

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Oct 20 2008

Today’s Twenty: Super Sweaty Sweater Kittens, Kayleigh Pearson’s Beer, and Unknowns

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Bush

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I honestly think I could potentially jerk off to Natalia Bush’s socks in this photo.  You have got to be kidding me how hot that is.  And look at the heels.  What the hell is it about heels?  I just don’t get it but I like it a lot.  Sweater kittens!

The Twenty

Kayleigh Pearson likes to drink Guinness (and have bit tits) - [Bustedcoverage]

A Collection of Hotties you might not recognize - [Doubleviking]

Aubrey O’Days cleavage is what is keeping me alive - [Dirty Rotten]

Miley Cyrus watches Heidi Klum’s near upskirt - [Drunkenstepfather]

I like it when Ali Larter takes showers - [On205th]

The Pussycat Dolls wearing some tight latex - [Cameltap]

Kerry Katona’s boobs love to shake during the day - [Manofest]

Fantasy fest is chalk full of breasts - [Don Chavez]

Elizabeth Hurley is still pretty damned Milfy - [NS4W]

Danielle Lloyd bared all for Loaded…but not really - [DJ Mick]

This guy just wasted a lot of beer - [Tastybooze]

Ahsley Alexa is such a dumb blond hotness piece - [Nextround]

Heather Vandeven:  When she spreads those legs….. - [Holy Taco]

It ain’t over until the fat lady falls - [Flabber]

Mark Whalberg really needs to lighten up - [Derober]

More sexy hippie chicks - [Macgsworld]

This is one of the best commercials ever - [Banned in Hollywood]

Massachussetts drug addict hookers are smart - [Blog of Hilarity]

Hot military babes - [Bright Black Internet]

Some serious Oktoberfest cleavage - [My Chill Pill]

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