Click on the photo to learn more about Nalin’ Paylin with Lisa Ann

For the record I’m completely infatuated with Lisa Ann.  In fact…yeah…yup, I just took a five minute break to you know…have alone time to the only video of her taking it up the butt.  Has anyone ever seen this?  It’s like the most valuable porn clip of all time.  Jesus man, I gotta pull myself together.

The Twenty

I’d do a lot more than just kiss Katy Perry - [Cameltap]

How to tell if she has fake boobs - [COED Magazine]

Wow, Stacey Dales is one hot reporter, damn - [Bustedcoverage]

Mila Kunis showing off the cleavage - [Dirty Rotten]

Audrina Partridge manages to do Maxim and do it well - [Drunkenstepfather]

Congrat to Cheryl Tweedy for buying a book - [On205th]

Olivia Munn humps a Salmon - [Manofest]

A good old fashioned poon hunt - [Don Chavez]

Tina O’Brien is the babe of my day - [DJ Mick]

Playboy girl Jane Taylor has a great tush - [NS4W] (NSFW)

The Dumbasses of the week - [Tastybooze]

Now that is what I’d call a tongue - [Flabber]

Jesikah Maximus is more than just a name - [Saltymilk]

Kelly Brook on stage in a bikini, yay! - [The Beer Goggler]

Be careful, Holly Madison is a bachelorette - [My Chill Pill]

Kelly Stables: The only positive thing in Two and a Half Men - [Celebridiot]

Serena Williams cannot be a female - [Derober]

Babes of the Financial Crisis - [The Angry T]

Looking ahead at the NBA using babes - [Cuzoogle]

Paul Garces has some spread apart boobs, yes! - [Bright Black Internet]

Let me explain.  First, let me get off my chest that I think it’s extremely annoying that in half of her pictures the address to Lauren’s Myspace Profile is written across.  OK let’s get back to business.   Lauren is the type of girl that is so damned good looking that I’d be infatuated right away.  I’d conjure up an image of her that doesn’t even exist.

Picture a story if you will.  A story of a young man professing his love for a girl.  Telling this girl how amazing she is.  Loving her for who she is, not what she looks like.  Understanding all the gifts that she has in this world.  A man like me.

OK now lets return from la la land.  Why?  Because this happened to me in college with a girl just like Lauren.  In fact her name was Lauren. I was obsessed with this one chick who was so damned cute that it blurred my entire brain.  And now that I look back?

All I had to do was be a complete asshole to her and I would have gotten her in about five seconds.  Same goes for this girl Lauren.   Just remember fellas.  90% of people in this world are dumb.  They’re not nearly as amazing as you might make them out to be.

Still doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot as balls.

Click on the photo to see more of Natalia Mesa Wow Bush.

She won Miss Chica Man, Spain in 2003, Miss Roberta and Girl of the Year, Italy in 2005, and Miss Fashion TV, Greece in 2006. And she does everything from television to calendars, as she should.  So what’s next in 2008?  A spot on Hottest Girls of Myspace, porn edition with yours truly.  Yes, Natalia will be sucking me off right here, and yes I just woke up.

The Twenty

Sarah Palin strolls onto the ice to greet the fans - [Bustedcoverage]

Stacy Keibler does a topless Maxim Magazine shoot - [Cameltap]

Emma Griffiths is yet another British girl I would kill myself for - [Doubleviking]

It’s OK to get turned on by the ass of Miley Cyrus - [Dirty Rotten]

One girl just signing another girl’s chest - [Drunkenstepfather]

Would you turn down these asses in your face? - [Don Chavez]

Why are Stacy Keibler and Audrina Partridge famous? - [On205th]

Kylie Minogue’s 2009 Calendar: Isn’t she like 50? - [DJ Mick]

Brooklyn Decker:  Please stop banging Andy Roddick - [Unibrow]

Anna Paquin shows boobies in her new show! - [NS4W] (NSFW)

What would you do for playoffs tickets? - [Tastybooze]

Madonna likes to smell her own farts - [Derober]

Any sexy girl doing a split does it for me - [Amateur Chicks]

Salma Hayek is really making the best of her cleavage - [My Chill Pill]

Gisele (no, not that one) the cam girl really does it for me - [Holy Taco]

Britney Spears’ uncut Womanizer video - [Dickism]

Pretty awful NBA haircuts - [Cuzoogle]

5 Strange moments in TV Screenshots - [Banned in Hollywood]

Ass is ass, even if it’s hippie ass - [Macgsworld]

Total Whore coming to VH1 - [Celebridiot]

I graduated the University at Albany with my BA in accounting!!… I was on what I like to call the extended 4 year plan. Now I am back at it again. Only this time Im doing an accelerated Bachelors degree. I attend Russell Sage and I am majoring in Nursing

The reason I shared that excerpt is that this has to be one of the coolest nursing trainees in existence.  Let me walk you through her Myspace Profile.   Every single one of her friends has implants…check.  There are tongue on tongue pictures in there….check.

She takes blatant slutty and drunk pictures throughout all photo albums….check.  She goes to Vegas with her mother and records the picture alongside some huge boobed chick…check.

Now put that all together and recognize that this chick is more than likely going to be a nurse?  Sign me up for whatever hospital Arian Marie works at.  I will be sure to get into a life threatening accident.

Click on the photo to view more of Federica

Born and raised in Italy, this 31-year-old model and television actress won second place at the Miss Buona Domenica competition in Italy in 1995. And in 2000, she started landing roles on a bunch of Italian TV shows you’ve probably never heard of.   Thing to note.  1995.  That means she was 18 years old baby.  Oh yeah. 

The Twenty

Janelle Robinson is the International babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

Stacy Kiebler will ease those 401K losses - [Bustedcoverage]

Sophie Monk gets leggier and leggier - [Dirty Rotten]

Gisele looking pretty fine in a music video - [Drunkenstepfather]

Marissa Miller Straddles things in a video - [On205th]

The 10 Hottest Emanuelle Chriqui videos of all time - [Unibrow]

Porn Star or Celebrity might be my favorite game out there - [Don Chavez]

A quick moment with Vida Guerra - [DJ Mick]

Diana Dagota definitely deserves her Playboy spot - [NS4W] (NSFW)

Does anyone object to me posting more Carmen Electra? - [Cameltap]

The 10 Bodylanguage commandments - [Zootoday]

The Full Swing Flip - [Tastybooze]

How can Katy Perry’s cleavage get any hotter? - [Derober]

Ciara is nude, and yet not nude - [My Chill Pill]

Tamara Ecclestone poses for PETA - [The Angry T]

Cheryl Tweedy is amazing despite that ugly dress - [The Beer Goggler]

This first picture of Krystal Forscutt has to be illegal - [Saltymilk]

Tamara Sedmak definitely gives me a chub - [Bright Black Internet]

Man do I love skin paint on chicks who play in the sand - [Brahsome]

These toy commercials should not be for kids - [Blog of Hilarity]

Tribute to the Naughty Nurse - [Holy Taco]